Sick joke (best viewed with Google Chrome).

my (and my blog's) reputation is so going down the drain after this disastrous post.

sorry for the low class and bad English, equally bad alignment and screwed up font sizes.

copied and pasted this from a forwarded email.

couldn't be bothered to convert it into another format and post it up.

come to think of it, it's not worth my time.

haha.

but I can't resist.

this is too funny!

No. Finalist Name Age From Occupation Photo 1 Chiew Hwey Wen (Viviane) 23 Kuala Lumpur Flight attendant (Trainee). OK la but looks too old for a 23yrd old girl, waste time lar.. So so ler... Got the 'trendy' airport look..... waste her own time and our time onli MOUTH....too big! NOSE... too round! Looks like 28! Not BAD! 2 Low Lay Kuen (Petula) 22 Kuala Lumpur Secretary. Waste People's TIME Her chin very sharp ar... got hair do to match also Please tell me I am BLIND! 3 Lina Chin 25 Sarawak Flight attendant. Why all flight attendant? Anyway, so so only.. the look a bit kampung. Better work in Hair saloon Kenot.... tsk tsk..... just kenot lar Obsolutely BLIND! 4 Chong Siew Mei (Venus) 21 Jo hor Pursuing Diploma in Science. The EYE! The EYE! One round one sharp! Like that oso can??? Ok mar this one! Only the face a bit longish lar.... Yes ...the EYE! 5 Wang Lee Choo (Samantha) 24 Shah Alam Executive. No comments, my neighbour's aunty lagi pretty ..................the face very ah lian.. can't get my focus of her mole leh.... Another ah LIAN? LIAN LIAN LIAN 6 Beatrice Wong Xiao Yun 22 Sarawak Image consultant trainer. Yup, she need to consult herself! Wah...!!! This one can get at the 'ham chin peng' shop.. or bak kut teh shop Everything not at the right place! (Senget abit) 7 Hing Huey Min ( Florence ) 24 Penang Company director (modelling company) Wah!! Company director!! Should look even better in person! Chun!!! But her eyebrows like one straight line (from ear to ear).... Prolly shl;d get it trimmed yah.. Like cartoon only! Eyebrow match her lips! 8 Lee Yeik Chong (Apple) 22 Penang Draftperson (Architectural) From china one ah?? Kannasai man... balik kampung lah!! She's looking at who ar? Please lar, dao gai ngann oso can??? GOSH, anybody can explain why is she here?!! 9 How Chia Yen (Sherine) 22 Kuala Lumpur Pursuing Bachelor of Arts(Multimedia). Aiya where got chance Wah..... this one also available at the 'ham chin peng' shop..... Ah Seng, Ham Chin Peng Jit der !! Like kueh TALAM! 10 Yeo Siew Hui (Vivien) 19 Jo hor Bahru Pursuing Bachelor of Science (Biotechnology). OK THIS IS one of the best! Sweet..... wonder if she's got any 'dark' secrets? SWEETEner! 11 Lim May Ling (Chloe) 23 Kuala Lumpur Pursuing MSc in Management. Kuachi face, i think the face a bit too long.. ei, this year is Horse year meh? 'yau cha kwai' (oil fried ghost)??? Horse of not horse year, here she is! 12 S'ng Seoh Chien (Shyevin) 23 Perak Company director. Shu Chi wanna be but sorry la.. her body not as chun as Shu Chi. Too short !! Kenot.,,,, eyes too far apart, like Alien 5 Can draw a line to make eyes more closer..../ 13 Chan Yue Kuan (Denie) 21 Kuantan Pursuing Bachelor in Accounting. Wow, not bad har this one, but more suitable for working in Hair Salon, not any beauty pageant. Sexy.... The mouth like wanna smile, don wanna smile... good for being GRO Miang nih! 14 Tong Wei Chan (Melissa) 21 Kuala Lumpur Pursuing Bachelor of Business- Accounting. Wah!! This one chun la, got "GAH SOU" look, can go and advertise for "Lou Hong Kar" bird's nest Wah lan eh.... Make me feel like eating bak kut teh She is sweet! 15 Ng Mand Gean (Mandy) 25 Kedah Assistant Manager. Cannot see the face clearly, purposely " Siam " to one side and hide one ar? This one got more teeth than an average person.... hahaahhaha The grass is always greener than the other side! 16 Tung Hsin Hsin (Audrey) 25 Selangor Civil Engineer. No comments In future.... Sure the auntie auntie type at the pasar and knows everybody Too fake! (u know) 17 Ching Chooi Mei (Ashley) 24 Perak Freelance writer. Wah lan, like that my mother and aunty oso can go loh!!! Total loss!!! Ah Seng! Goh Jit Der Ham Chin Peng !!! Please bring a pail..i want to vomit! 18 Tan Yng Hui (Vivian) 25 Jo hor Flight attendant. Damn, eyes too big, and looks very aunty.. Oi , Malaysia no more leng lui oredi meh????!!!! Sure win a lot of arguments with that blur blur 'what!' face What a face! 19 Lee Yoke Mooi (Charmaine) 24 Kuala Lumpur Flight attendant. No one tell her not to waste time meh??? Must give her Courage Prize Her eyes very far from the other facial features ar.... The nose so low, and mouth too big, teeth not nice, eye brow like hantu, wah lao!!! Go home lah !!!!! How can this be? 20 Michelle Lee Mee Suet 20 Selangor Pursuing Bachelor of Science(Computing). What happen to all the pageants EYE THIS YEAR!! My 55 years old mother even looks prettier Anybody feel like eating bak kut teh? Maybe with ham chin peng also? I think not enuf lar... add Canteen lady looks much more better.

clarification: #20 is not me.

I repeat, number twenty is NOT me.

THIS is me.

you can so tell that I'm much cuter than #20 right?

I look NOTHING like #20.

lol.

I am a nineteen-year-old from Sarawak, pursuing Chemical Engineering.

my Chinese name is Lee Huong Tiing, not some failed attempt to translate the name 'Michelle' to Mandarin pinyin.

I get 'Mee Suet' (some shit like that) everytime someone tries to "say my name in Mandarin".

screw it ok.

please lah.

just posting this up for fun.

lol.

this is gonna be the first and last time I'm doing rubbish like this.

for once, don't sue me.

p.s. this is obviously someone's idea of a sick joke.

I personally think that the photos are editted.

not sure about it, though.